What do you know about me?

Ignore the blog I wrote before...I was just blowing off steam.

You think you know me? Which of these statements is true and which are false?

1) My middle name is Luan.
2) My favorite color is green.
3) I lived in Singapore for one year.
4) I've had 2 girlfriends in my lifetime.
5) I don't have a best friend.
6) I've had 2 near death experiences.
7) Red polka dots freak me out.
8) My biggest pet peeve is tardiness.
9) I'm allergic to grass.
10) My favorite food is Thai, even more so than Vietnamese.
11) I'm a 2nd degree black belt in Taekwondo.
12) I was 32-19 in tennis matches in high school.
13) I've never smoked one cigarette in my entire life.
14) I was once hit on by a gay dude.
15) I didn't know what Abercrombie and Fitch was until about the year 2000.
16) I was once stopped by the police because I was confused as a murderer.
17) My biggest fear is being alone in the world.
18) I've been to over 20 different countries in 4 continents.
19) Of all the people I know, there are only 3 people I am comfortable telling them anything.
20) My first screen name was hotice5000.
21) I like Asian girls, but I can't stand Asian porn.
22) I can't stand MOST white girls.
23) I've never worked outside of a bank.
24) I wish I could play the piano.
25) I didn't know how the rules of tennis until high school.

If you knew me, you'd know the answer to all of them.