The coolest invention ever!
Have you ever seen the Staples commercial with the Easy Button? Imagine if you had a super cool PARTY button, where you could just push a button and turn your room into a rave?
You know what I would want (besides the party button)?
Ctrl+Z, Ctrl+C, and Ctrl+V
Yeah go ahead, flame me and call me a computer geek, but think about it. It's like that remote from that dumb movie Click. What if life had a Ctrl+Z shortcut? Any false move could just be "undone" and redone again. For example, I'll use today's example of when I was coming home from Boston. Jarcy, Jen, and I had just arrived at NYC and we were walking to the other bus stop so we could catch the bus back to Philly. Jarcy and I were one of the last ones on the bus, so there was limited spacing. Jarcy finds a seat and I was about to get a window seat but the stupid Chinese bus lady says "you sit here!" as she points to the very last row that's in the middle of the aisle next to the stank ass bathroom. So I'm like, OK, it can't be too bad. WRONG. As we leave the city, I notice that it was REALLY hot on the bus, and everybody around me was sweating. I reach up to feel the vent and nothing is coming out. Apperently the air conditioning was broken in the back of the bus, and so everybody from about the 10th row back was sweating. However, I had an even bigger issue. Not only was I sitting next to the bathroom on a hot bus, the air conditioning unit was directly below my seat was overheating, heating up the bottom of my seat, making it doubly hot, with a putrid smell coming from the bathroom that was only seperated by a 4 inch wall from my face.
In that certain situation, the Ctrl+Z option would have come in handy. I would have hit Ctrl+Z and sat down in the window seat, or Jarcy and I would have gotten on the bus that was coming 15 minutes later.
The Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V combination is essential for obvious reasons. I'll give you an example for this past weekend, although the combo needs no explanation. This weekend in Boston was incredibly fun. I finally got to put a face to the names of all of Tiffany's friends that she keeps on talking about, as well as witness things I have never before witnessed. Good times, good food (Brazilian BBQ mmmmmmm), and good stories would be perfect for a copy + paste.
Of course, there is a very good chance that one could OD. I've never seen Click, but I'm sure at the end there was something about Adam Sandler realizing that he shouldn't use the controller too often. Things happen for a reason. We can't be going around changing the past, though every once in a while wouldn't hurt, would it?
You know what I would want (besides the party button)?
Ctrl+Z, Ctrl+C, and Ctrl+V
Yeah go ahead, flame me and call me a computer geek, but think about it. It's like that remote from that dumb movie Click. What if life had a Ctrl+Z shortcut? Any false move could just be "undone" and redone again. For example, I'll use today's example of when I was coming home from Boston. Jarcy, Jen, and I had just arrived at NYC and we were walking to the other bus stop so we could catch the bus back to Philly. Jarcy and I were one of the last ones on the bus, so there was limited spacing. Jarcy finds a seat and I was about to get a window seat but the stupid Chinese bus lady says "you sit here!" as she points to the very last row that's in the middle of the aisle next to the stank ass bathroom. So I'm like, OK, it can't be too bad. WRONG. As we leave the city, I notice that it was REALLY hot on the bus, and everybody around me was sweating. I reach up to feel the vent and nothing is coming out. Apperently the air conditioning was broken in the back of the bus, and so everybody from about the 10th row back was sweating. However, I had an even bigger issue. Not only was I sitting next to the bathroom on a hot bus, the air conditioning unit was directly below my seat was overheating, heating up the bottom of my seat, making it doubly hot, with a putrid smell coming from the bathroom that was only seperated by a 4 inch wall from my face.
In that certain situation, the Ctrl+Z option would have come in handy. I would have hit Ctrl+Z and sat down in the window seat, or Jarcy and I would have gotten on the bus that was coming 15 minutes later.
The Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V combination is essential for obvious reasons. I'll give you an example for this past weekend, although the combo needs no explanation. This weekend in Boston was incredibly fun. I finally got to put a face to the names of all of Tiffany's friends that she keeps on talking about, as well as witness things I have never before witnessed. Good times, good food (Brazilian BBQ mmmmmmm), and good stories would be perfect for a copy + paste.
Of course, there is a very good chance that one could OD. I've never seen Click, but I'm sure at the end there was something about Adam Sandler realizing that he shouldn't use the controller too often. Things happen for a reason. We can't be going around changing the past, though every once in a while wouldn't hurt, would it?
posted by A. Nguyen at 12:47 AM
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Hmm I love the idea behind this website, very unique.
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